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Sunday, May 25, 2003

Hulk have to tell you, it was really hard for Hulk to go see new Matrix movie. Hulk spent a lot of time hunching at rear of theater and trying to be not noticed.

Then they show movie trailer. Hulk have to leave theater because they all want Hulk's autograph. I bet this not happen to Tom Cruise.

I bet Tom Cruise can just buy a theater to show him a movie. Hulk not have much money, so Hulk not be able to do that.

Sunday, May 11, 2003

HEY HULK NOT WRITE THIS.

Hulk sort of mad. Not mad enough to smash, but mad enough to think about smashing seriously.

Saturday, May 10, 2003

Hulk discovered something scientific.

Hulk discovered that if Hulk falls off Empire State Building while waving arms vigorously and shouting "SEE, SPIDER-MAN, HULK CAN TOO FLY!!," Hulk's tush hurts for about a week. Hulk can't violate laws of psychics or something.



Tuesday, May 06, 2003

Man, Hulk think Hulk movie's special effects suck so far.